FRANK: So is this the Spanish weather? In the travel agency they  said that sun was 100% guaranteed. Look, Diana it's raining again. You don't want to go to the beach in this weather, do you?

 

DIANA: We can go for a romantic walk in the Spanish rain, and then eat in one of those wonderful tapas bars along the coast.

 

FRANK: Diana, I'm not walking under an umbrella. This is very much like English weather.

 

DIANA: So, what do you want to do? Are you staying in the room all day watching sports on TV, exactly the same as in England? Come on Frank, be more positive. Remember the contract with the tour operator. If we have two days of bad weather, they give us the money back.

 

FRANK: That's a free holiday

 

DIANA: Exactly

 

FRANK: Let's go for a walk in the Spanish rain